I think the Braidy Tester’s poetic style has started to rub off on me.
So I’ve penned [read “typed”] my own thoughts on long scrums
to the tune of “Playa Hata” by Notorious BIG.
Please note this in no way has anything to do with the current scrums I attend 🙂
Good evening And for my last hitI’d like to take you back to the classica-hem, AGILE style of course Uhh
Scrum Masterrrrr, turn your head round
This topic’s been beat to the ground
Let’s move on…..
Wake up….
Open the door
No one else needs to talk anymore…
Let’s go back to our work now……
You know we need to do our work.
And you….and you….should let us go back to that.
Let’s go off individually….on a working spree…
We’ll produce results for you and me…..
Scrum Masterrrrr, turn your head round
This topic’s been beat to the ground
Let’s move on…..
Wake up….
Open the door
No one else needs to talk anymore…
Let’s go back to our work now……
You see, there are two kind of scrum masters in the world today
We have, the Scrum Masta’, and we have, the Scrum Pro-longer
Please don’t hate me because I enjoy a short scrum bay-bay.